I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Your cock deserves a montage
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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