just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
