check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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