We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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