her vagine was all disorganized.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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