i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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