it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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