yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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