He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Found your dick twin last night
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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