please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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