My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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