in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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