conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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