question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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