when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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