Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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