I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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