When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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