just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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