ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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