So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
