Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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