ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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