When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i can't believe i had my finger in that
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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