Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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