i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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