Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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