good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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