Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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