im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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