My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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