MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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