I have demons in me.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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