And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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