No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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