hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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