i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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