At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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