Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You work out of a Hotel?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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