I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
