I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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