I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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