Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
