You work out of a Hotel?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
