Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Sorry my hands just texted you
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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