no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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