i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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