It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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