Is it normal to miss your booty call?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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