Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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