how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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